The Dean- An ode to Eric Dean’s beard

If your beard could talk, want to know what he’d say?

“Give me The Dean, give me the beard by the Bay,”

And he’d be right to wish, and right-er to covet,

If your beard could talk he’d tell you ladies love it,

For The Dean’s not too long, it’s the right amount of bold,

It will make you look rad, but wont make you look old,

It’s black and it’s grey, the combination perfected,

If The Dean ran for president, The Dean would be elected,

The Dean deserves respect, but also makes you smile,

And it gets better with time, so you can wear it for while,

So here’s to The Dean, a beard, a statement, and a friend,

The Dean is Eric’s beard, I hope he wears to the end,