Today something happened,
That I'll never forget,
It was very awkward,
And embarrassing I admit,
I had an itch that I scratched,
Up underneath my arm,
When my armpit farted,
Causing quite an alarm,
What had I done?
And what was I to do...
So I did it again,
Armpit fart number two
Now I'm a natural,
I can toot on command,
All it took was some practice,
And a cup shaped hand
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