Hey! Don’t Act Your Age

Hey! Don’t Act Your Age

You could wear big, clown shoes, and juggle like a giant clown,

Or you could wear disco ball shoes, and dance all around town,

You could choose gator boots and cruise through puddles and ponds,

Or you could choose magic shoes, fly on a broom and little broom wands,

You might fancy mountain spikes to climb the Tallest Peak

Or you might fancy no shoes at all to surf any wave you seek

How about policeman shoes-with-shoes to chase down a fleeing crook

Or how about socks as shoes to snuggle up with a book

Why not try hover shoes and spend your days out travelin’

Or why not try new-sport shoes and invent the Rainbow Javelin

You could choose a million shoes and do a million things

And you could go a million places and meet a million kings

But wherever you decide to go and whatever you decide to do

Don’t act your age, my friend. Act the size of your shoe