The cookie platter plague is not something to take lightly,
If it gets you even once, it’s bound to get you
nightly,
You think you can run, and you think you can hide,
You think you’ll eat just one, but two
you’ve already eyed,
Before you know it, you’ve had 3 then five and then
ten,
It’s only a matter of time before
you swear, “never again.”
You go farther and a farther away, to the other side of the
room,
To avoid the Cookie Platter Plague and all its impending
doom,
But doom and gloom you should embrace for there is something
you should know,
That’s only the first house Santa, and
you have plenty more to go.
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