William Barrow

William Barrow was the best, beetdigger in all the land,

In his first year digging beets, he harvested twelve grand,

In year two he doubled that, and the entire size of his farm,

In year three he had beets, spilling right out of the barn,

In year four he had more, in fact he had a million,

By year five Mr. Will, why he had beetdug a billion,

Thus he had too many beets, whatever would he do?

He should have seen this coming back in year number two,

Mr. Barrow had more beets, far more than he could carry,

Carrying them one by one, would take so long it was scary,

But in year six Will came up with a genius plan,

Using some sticks, an old wheel, and a big, metal can,

He hooked them together and stacked beets high as a sparrow,

And moved the beets in loads, that genius Will Barrow.