Syllabipper

People make fun,

Of the way I talk, 

But let mexplain,

Lets take a shalk,

I love to skip syllables,

I'm a syllable skipper,

But I like to call it,

Being a Syllabipper,

A superpower some say,

But I say suppower,

It came to me one morning,

While I was taking a hower,

I was singing away,

the tune to my favrong,

But I was in a burry,

And didn't have tong,

So I skipped a fewllables,

One here and one there,

Then I was fininging, 

With extrime to spare,

The skipping went on,

It just wouldn't stop,

Good book became gook,

And  sweaty policeman became swop,

'Do not' became 'don't,'

Thats a simpzample,

But a free snack at the store, 

Well that became frample,

And I've been skippillables,

Ever since that day,

I'm the Syllabipper

And I talk in a stray