Friday, November 30, 2012

Thayne Skiffing


Let me tell you about a guy, 
from the eastern plains,
His last name is Skiffing,
and his first name is Thayne,
Thayne was born on a Thursday, 
the fourth one in November,
He's had an interesting life, 
one I'm sure you'll remember,
See today  is Thayne's birthday,
and he's over 100 years old,
Every year he throws a party, 
for the best country in the world,
Say it together with me,
merka merka, merka the brave,
At his parties we eat turkey,
But the dessert's what you crave,
He's half Native American,
And half of him is Pilgrimese,
He's a very thankful person,
And says families are the key,
He'll make sure you over eat,
If you're ever his hosted guest,
He'll trick you into playing football,
And you'll never play your best,
And he's always got a big smile,
Cause happy is how he's living,
He's pie eating, football playing,
Good ole Happy Thayne Skiffing.

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