Wacky Bizarro World

In Wacky Bizarro World…

I, the king, am called imagination, so imagination is king

Therefore think whatever you wish to think and imagine anything

The rules are only fun cause fun is the only rule

And school is a magic place cause magic is taught in school

Games are played all the time and time can also play

In your imagination there is no time, so come in and stay

Things here are different and different things are here

Near things will seem further and the furthest will seem quite near

Tacky will seem normal and normal will seem tacky

And wacky will seem bizarro but bizarro’s actually wacky.

As King, I like everybody and I know I will like you

So you can act like normal you or you can be wacky too

In this world no matter how bizarro, and no matter how tacky

It is a good thing to be normal, but it’s great thing to be wacky.

This is Wacky Bizarro World…

where down is up and up is down

where brown is blue and blue is brown

where right is left and left is right

where night is day and day is night

where the hare is slow and the tortoise is fast

where ‘good-bye’ is said first and ‘hello’ is said last

where books can fly and flies can read books

where cookies cook cookies cause cookies are cooks

where computers swing like monkeys and monkeys know how to compute

where fruit on trees tastes like candy and the leaves taste like sweet fruit

where flowers can talk, trees can dance and animals can sing

Welcome to Wacky Bizarro World where you can go anywhere and do anything

Welcome to Wacky Bizarro World…

… I am your imagination and imagination is the king

and I can tell you precisely what instructions you shall need

You may need an anchor to pull you up into the sky

Remember that up is down and down is up, so down you must fly

And a compass is a must, but use it the right way

For right is left, down is up and night is always day

And when you meet the fly that reads, be sure to say ‘good bye’

For he can read you the story of, the book that can fly

Say ‘hello’ to the bug as you ride, away on the flying book

Then sniff hard and smell the cookies, cooked by cookie cooks

The book will let you gently down next to the dancing trees

Pick some candy and take a bite, and be sure to eat the leaves

Then have a talk with the flowers and hear the animals sing

For this is Wacky Bizarro World and imagination is king.